A blonde was speeding in a 35-mile-per-hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.

The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to

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Which parent did you fear most, spanking-wise?

***PHOTOS BELOW ARE NOT OF ME. THEY ARE ONLY TO SHOW WHAT SOME OF THE BEATINGS I ENDURED WERE SIMILAR TO. MANY BEATINGS WERE MUCH WORSE THAN THESE. AGAIN, THESE

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What should I absolutely not do when visiting Italy?

Once, I was in Venice. A random guy with a bunch of roses approaches a couple. He gives a rose to the girl. ‘How much?’ the girl asks. ‘Keep it.’

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What is the weirdest/creepiest looking animal that you know of?

I’m going with the Cymothoa exigua. It lives in the fishes mouth and first infiltrates it through the gills, before growing. It sucks the fishes blood from its tongue until

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On the night of Natalie Wood’s death, she, her husband Robert Wagner, and co-star Christopher Walken were all aboard the same yacht

The captain allegedly overheard Wagner break a wine bottle over a table and yell at Walken, "Are you trying to f--k my wife?" The next morning, Wood's corpse was found

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Which married actors or actresses have fallen in love on the set with a co-star who was not his or her spouse?

Ryan Reynolds married Scarlett Johansson in 2008. Ryan Reynolds met Blakey Lively on the set of “Green Lantern” in July 2010. In December 2010, Ryan and Scarlett announced they were

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A street vendor walked by selling bottles of water

A street vendor walked by selling bottles of water and soda. I stopped him and asked for some water. When he put his cooler down, I noticed something different tied

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Connect With Girls Who Match Your Vibe

Connect With Girls Who Match Your Vibe. In today’s fast-paced digital world, finding genuine connections can feel challenging. Many people are searching not just for casual conversations, but for meaningful

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Does Brad Pitt say Gwyneth Paltrow was the love of his life?

One day, the Guinness Book may enter Brad into their history as “the world record holder” for most talked about lothario of the era. Jen, Angie, Gwyneth, Demi, Geena, Thandie,

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